Hippos have self-sharpening teeth, which are used for both chewing and combat. On average, hippos have 36 teeth; their molars do the hard work of grinding down the 40kg of plant material they consume daily.
Comprehensive_Sun588 on
Watched the ear flap twice.
Puzzleheadedpuzzled on
Tongue looks like brain 🧠
FrameZYT on
That hippo’s dentist has nerves of steel and a heart of gold. Imagine flossing with a garden hose.
OphidianCollective on
I’d sooner slam my face into a pile of broken glass and salt than EVER put my entire arm into a hippo’s mouth before proceeding to tickle its fucking tongue.
KraakeMaake on
There isn’t a sum of money large enough int he world for me to stick any part of me into the mouth of a hippo…
1900hustler on
Amazing creatures
It’s face stubble looks likes spikes to poke your eyes out lol
Royal_Map8367 on
Hungry hungry hippo.
TerrypopPe_D on
😍
OpportunityFuture340 on
Imagine if it confuses your head accidently sliding onto the tongue for a watermelon.
K_Lavender7 on
wait til the very end for the reason these people don’t lose their arms
deadghostsdontdie on
Never seen a hippo be so calm and collected
They must pay you a fortune to put your arm in that death trap
Exotic_Reindeer on
I feel like we shouldn’t be watching this
Flessuh on
Throwing in the melon to check what it would do to your skull
Darkkiller059 on
I am terrified by just looking at it any time it can close that jaws a huge 😳 with my head inside
ObviousBike4432 on
This hippo has a cleaner mouth than most humans I meet lmao
Automatic-Pumpkin567 on
Ahh, the old toilet brush and watermelon method
Penctiss on
I’d be afraid he’d snap his mouth shut and I’d lose a hand
cwleveck on
To go through all that time and effort to clean all of his teeth and then give him a snack?
Petkee on
That tongue really does look like a brain though. Nature’s way of saying don’t stick your hand in there lmao
freakystew on
What a well behaved hippo
ApprehensiveGas137 on
That’s not a mouth, it’s a compactor. There’s no money on earth that would convince me to put my hand inside it.
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Hippos have self-sharpening teeth, which are used for both chewing and combat. On average, hippos have 36 teeth; their molars do the hard work of grinding down the 40kg of plant material they consume daily.
Watched the ear flap twice.
Tongue looks like brain 🧠
That hippo’s dentist has nerves of steel and a heart of gold. Imagine flossing with a garden hose.
I’d sooner slam my face into a pile of broken glass and salt than EVER put my entire arm into a hippo’s mouth before proceeding to tickle its fucking tongue.
There isn’t a sum of money large enough int he world for me to stick any part of me into the mouth of a hippo…
Amazing creatures
It’s face stubble looks likes spikes to poke your eyes out lol
Hungry hungry hippo.
😍
Imagine if it confuses your head accidently sliding onto the tongue for a watermelon.
wait til the very end for the reason these people don’t lose their arms
Never seen a hippo be so calm and collected
They must pay you a fortune to put your arm in that death trap
I feel like we shouldn’t be watching this
Throwing in the melon to check what it would do to your skull
I am terrified by just looking at it any time it can close that jaws a huge 😳 with my head inside
This hippo has a cleaner mouth than most humans I meet lmao
Ahh, the old toilet brush and watermelon method
I’d be afraid he’d snap his mouth shut and I’d lose a hand
To go through all that time and effort to clean all of his teeth and then give him a snack?
That tongue really does look like a brain though. Nature’s way of saying don’t stick your hand in there lmao
What a well behaved hippo
That’s not a mouth, it’s a compactor. There’s no money on earth that would convince me to put my hand inside it.
This is terrifying fuuuck!!!
https://preview.redd.it/u5fuu8tf31xf1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad668182bf71c1bc11f709bd9ff1271148f2d25
Closest one can feel how a massive predator from Permian period would have felt in person.
That’s a huge bitch
I wonder what this tongue would taste like after simmering in a well seasoned pot…

You wouldn’t catch me near that mouth
Don’t put your dick in that
oh the confidence that the hippo can differentiate between watermelon and human hand
Watermelon right after brushing teeth? I know that didn’t taste right.
Quite a few cavities
Tongue looks so human!
Hippos that go to jail just to get they teeth fixed
Yeah fuck that
imagine you slip and fall into its mouth and your skull crushed like that watermelon
The hippo I would clean teeth
https://preview.redd.it/ovnr6n6q71xf1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41785c512b4b657e85f57d5638ecbd2138323ee
For the first second I thought it’s someone’s knee, maybe I’m high
Murder moomin.
That 100% trust is admirable.
This shit is from Star Wars
Long loo brush please! I don’t trust wildlife with the kind of power hippos have